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Est-ce que les Québécois sont finalement écoeurés de se faire niaiser?

Hum, l’élection d’hier démontre franchement que les Québécois sont probablement écoeurés de se faire niaiser.  Hum… “y’a pas de problème en santé…” est-ce que c’est réaliste?  “Y’a pas de problème dans la réforme sur l’éducation?”  hum… je sais pas…. “On va faire un référendum même si on est minoritaire, la séparation = la prospérité…..” hum on doit pas se souvenir de la grappe de sièges sociaux qui sont parti après le référendum de 80…. hum…. c’est vrai que Mario avait le beau jeux, les deux vieux restant des baby boomer avaient autant de belles idées qu’Agnès…. Agnès Maltais qui est réélue…. ouf!  Et je pense sérieusement qu’aucun parti politique n’a un gros intérêt à retourner en campagne bientôt… donc la saison des compromis est ouverte, saison des compromis qui aurait empêchée les fusions municipales… HEY le PQ, en s’en souvient encore du trip de fachiste… d’ailleurs y sont où encore les économies…. on chercher encore!  Par contre votre impact sur les retraites dans la santé on voit encore les superbes effets!  Et mon beau Jean…. est-ce que tu es prêt là… elle est où la ré-ingénérie de l’étât… probablement que t’avais pas le jonc de l’ingénieur bien en place… tsé!

Qu’est-ce que ça va doner au compte… hum… ça dépend si certains politiciens ont le courage d’Harper de faire ce qu’ils ont dit, ou bien encore on va essayer de faire plaisir à tout le monde, en faisant chier tout le monde et surtout, en ne mettant pas de l’avant les décisions difficiles mais qui sont cruciales pour l’avenir du Québec et de son filet social auquel les Québécois (et les Québécoise) tiennent tant!

mars 27, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Je savais bien que j’avais raison….

Have a Messy Desk? Congrats, You’re More Productive
By Reuters NEW YORK (Reuters) -

Karen Jackson would be the first to admit her desk looks like a disaster area. Her stacks of papers and photographs are so sloppy that the Texas schoolteacher won first place in a contest to find America’s messiest
desk.
Sponsored by publisher Little, Brown and Co., the competition promoted “A Perfect Mess: The Hidden Benefits of Disorder,” by Eric Abrahamson and David Freedman, a new book that argues neatness is overrated, costs
money, wastes time and quashes creativity. “We think that being more organized and ordered and neat is a good thing and it turns out, that’s not always the case,” said Freedman. “Most of us are messy, and most of us are messy at a level that works very, very well for us,” he said in an interview. “In most cases, if we got a lot neater and more organized, we would be less effective.”

That’s true, said Rochelle Wilson, 57, of Moville, Iowa, whose messy desk earned her a runner-up spot in the contest, in which 50 entries were judged by the book’s authors.
She says she hasn’t recovered since an incident when members of her family tried to clean up her mess. “I still haven’t really found where the stuff really is,” she said. “There were some Girl Scout cookies from last year in that room. Now it’s time for some new cookies, and I don’t even know where my old ones are.” Barry Izsak, head of the National Association of Professional Organizers, disputes the authors’ claims, saying they oversimplify and confuse mess with disorganization.
“The bottom line is, the average person feels negatively affected bydisorganization in many ways: increased stress, missed deadlines, lost opportunities, that sinking, drowning feeling,” Izsak said. “For the average person, disorganization and chaos simply doesn’t feel good.”

The group also argues that messes are costly, citing research showing that a company employing 1,000 knowledge workers, who primarily handle information, wastes $48,000 per week, or nearly $2.5 million per year, due to an inability to locate and retrieve information. “When you’re disorganized, it’s an expense you have no control over,
the cost in lost productivity,” Izsak said. “You’re losing money if you’re not organized.”

MODERN MESS
Freedman argues that it is neatness that is expensive. “People who are really, really neat, between what it takes to be really neat at the office and at home, typically will spend anywhere from an hour to four hours a day just organizing and neatening,” he said. Yet messy people are often cast in a negative light. In one study cited by NAPO, two-thirds of respondents believed workers with messy desks were seen as less career-driven than their neater colleagues. “If you walk into my office at home, you would think, ‘Oh my God, something just exploded in that room,’” said Jackson, the contest winner. “But it’s an organized mess. It’s a mess I made, and I know
where everything is.”

Messiness has overtaken neatness as modern lives have changed, the book argues. Many women used to be at home, cleaning up, rather than working outside the house, while jobs used to be simpler and more linear with
less multi-tasking.

Hunting through messy piles has its value, Freedman says. “You discover things that, if you had filed things or containerized them or purged them, you never would have seen them again. It becomes a natural reminder system,” he said.

mars 21, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

L’art du marriage!

 

L’art du mariage est d’essayer de résoudre à deux des problèmes qu’on aurait jamais eu seul.

mars 20, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Putréfactions

Des oiseaux morts polluent la plage

Polluent mes mots, mon cœur, mon cerveau

Enfin ils viennent, s’échouer en moi

M’intoxiquer, me contaminer, me terminer

 

Il ne seront jamais que carcasses mortes

Mortes comme tant de mes désirs

Mortes comme tant de mes rêves

Destinés à ce charnier des souvenirs

 

Tout cette charogne s’amoncelle

Comme un étalage de plaisir

Pour tous ces travers qui ravissent

Tous ces ologues de l’abysse

 

Pourquoi lutter vers l’inéluctable destiné

Pourquoi lutter si ce n’est que pour se mortifier

Que pour ajouter aux douleurs des jours

De sombres marques de pue aux putréfactions des sombres jours

mars 15, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

A Note To Employers: 8 Things Intelligent People, Geeks and Nerds Need To Work Happily

A Note To Employers: 8 Things Intelligent People, Geeks and Nerds Need To Work Happily

March 12th, 2007 by Nomadishere

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There are many reasons to let geeks work the way they want to work. Today they work in every industry. They are the knowledge base, blood and sweat equity of many businesses. They work harder than most. They work longer than most. Their job isn’t a separate “thing they do” while they look forward to going home and relaxing. Geeks *live* what they do. They eat, sleep and breathe it. They are your systems administrators, your IT team, your programmers, your web developers, your designers… and sometimes even your customer service and sales people. Anyone who understands how to leverage todays technology to increase intelligence, productivity and efficiency; anyone who stays up nights working to get better at what they do; anyone whose job is their life - is a geek. These are the most important asset your company has. For this reason, its important to give geeks what they want. Best part is, if you do, they most likely will not leave your company to work for someone who will.

#1. Let them work when they want
Geeks work almost every moment they are awake. They are online before they go to the office. They are home working after the office closes. They work weekends. They are even sometimes working in their dreams. Employers should understand this and more importantly appreciate it. Don’t force geeks to work 8 - 5 if there is no real need other than “company morale.” Meetings are one thing, so is socializing with coworkers, but a relaxed office schedule will do wonders for the contentment levels of your employed geeks.

#2. Let them work where they want
Geeks prefer to have a couch around to nap on if they are tired. Some like no windows, others want to stare out into a city or landscape. At home, geek’s offices are usually more lived in, more comfortable and enjoyable than anywhere else in the world. This is because they love what they do, and they do it so much of the time they need to be comfortable where they do it.

#3. Let them control their lighting
There is nothing more annoying than working in bright crappy fluorescent lighting if you prefer to work in the dark, or vice versa. Geeks usually have sensitive eyes from staring at CRT monitors for too long. The last thing you want is your geeks to have headaches. Most geeks aren’t very pleasant to work with when they have headaches.

#4. Let them wear headphones
Geeks are experts in the arts of “focus.” Focusing takes removing all unnecessary distractions from your environment and creating a state where nothing else is going on but what they are working on. The harder the problem they are trying to solve or the more creative they have to be, the more they need to focus. Headphones, or simply a lack of ringing phones and talking sales people allow geeks to focus much easier.

#5. Do not expect them to wear a suit
Geeks find arbitrary activities that lack real and meaningful purpose, a waste of time and energy. This includes attire. Most companies today are aware of this and even practice casual dress so as to make everyone more comfortable, but geeks are a special case. “Suits” (the kind of person) usually represent a business man who lacks most things other than a nice smile and great negotiation skills.

#6. Do not make them participate in company events (unless you are sure it is geek-friendly)
Most geeks will not be jumping up and down with joy to attend a company party to celebrate the local football team, unless of course there is beer, and they can hang around and talk to each other about geeky things. Keep this in mind when planning company events. Geeks like to have fun, just not the same kind of fun as your typical non-geek.

#7. Do not hold a lot of arbitrary meetings that could have otherwise been handled through email or IM
This one is important. Like I said, geeks need to focus to be happy and able to focus. Nothing is more of an interruption than someone walking into their space unexpectedly and saying “hey do you have a minute?” The answer is usually going to be a disgruntled “Sure.” The truth is geeks are fine with attending planned meetings (and will happily be there if the meeting is really a necessary one for them to attend in person), but are usually most happy communicating through email and IM. These forms of communication are most appealing to geeks because they do not interrupt you, and polite geeks will even respond with a quick “hold on a sec, I’m in the middle of something.” Email and IM are recorded, searchable records of conversations. They are efficient and to the point. This also makes geeks happy. Geeks can discuss anything through email and IM and will usually be more willing and thorough with their response. Face to face meetings are important, geeks know that, but I would guess that 90% of conversations and meetings held face to face, would be more efficient and end with happier people, if they were held in a recordable, written, virtual space.

#8. Do not make them do anything other than work
This one isn’t completely accurate all the time. Geeks are team players, but they are also easily insulted by being given a task below their level of expertise or outside of the scope of their position. They’ll do it, but they won’t be totally happy. This includes: answering phones, taking out trash, going shopping for company supplies, and “filling in” for a sales person.

I hope this summary helps employers further understand the world of geeks, and how to keep them happy. I also hope this helps other geeks out there approach their employers with a list of what they need to work happy.

mars 14, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

So this is .NET

En fait l’utilisation de cette technologie pourrait se résumer en:

…so in effect, all they do is slow you down, while giving you convenience.

Mais je dois quand même admettre que l’overhead varie selon les cas, et qu’en bout de ligne ça protège les incompétents et les paresseux contre eux-même.

Même s’il est vrai que:

Any problem in Computer Science can be solved with another layer of indirection

Il est encore plus vrai de dire:

The two software problems that can never be solved by adding another layer of indirection are that of providing adequate performance or minimal resource usage. - Jeff Kesselman

mars 13, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Java = Slow….

Hum, oui, je vais me faire planter par tous ceux qui trouvent que c’est un merveilleux langage, et dans les fait c’est vrai que c’est un beau langage… mais en général ce qu’on fait avec, mon dieu que c’est gros, que c’est lent!  En fait, avec un effort constant en terme de qualité de code on peut arriver, grâce aux CPU d’aujourd’hui + la RAM, à faire de quoi d’utilisable… mais tout de même lent…. et en plus on ose l’utiliser sur des téléphones cellulaires, tsé les petites machines qui n’ont pas de puissance ni de mémoire…. probablement le pire hardware pour rouler quelque chose de lourdeau comme Java.  Et oui, y’a rien qui peut bâtre le C++ et même en terme de puissance syntaxique, mais comme on est paresseux et intellectuellement on temps vers la facilité et comme il faut bien un langage qui est maîtrisable par monsieur tout le monde moyen, et que la demande de codeurs est grande, ben on se retourne vers quelque chose qui essais de faire des miracles pour compenser la faiblessse humaine… et ça donne ça!

mars 9, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Un matin froissé

Il y a de ces matins d’hiver
Comme une brume voilant l’esprit
Comme une frasque infinie
Que tue lentement de tourment

Il ne reste alors que
Du paraître à leur yeux
Que des routes provinciales
Qui ne mênent en aucun lieu

Trêve de pleurs, trêve de mélancolie
Le sage l’avait dit, meurt donc à la fin
Des ciels tourmentés enfin tu seras libérés
Des odeurs délétères tu seras décantées

Là, la-bas où se fond l’horizon
Un point seul ne reste, une perle d’éternité
Cours y vite, atteint-le, cris en le nom
Intoxique lambeau de sublimes illusions

mars 5, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Les têtes à claques dans le métro…..

Incroyable, à chaque fois que je prends le métro à Montréal, et que je vois le métro arrivé en gare, le chauffeur de la dite chose me fait toujours penser aux têtes à claques, c’est étrange, il a l’air d’une marionnette fixe au devant de cette grosse machine…. telle une marionette des sentinelles de l’air ou Joe 90!

mars 4, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire

Vista m’Énarve

Non mais est-ce que c’est vraiment une amélioration quand en plus de demander + de ram, + de CPU, + de cartes graphiques et finir avec de quoi de plus lent, qui en plus va plus mal pour faire des choses qui sur XP étaient simple! Ajouter un network printer, j’en ajoute un avec XP, Linux, Mac OSX depuis des années, toujours la même maudite imprimante sans problème, Vista lui, ben non, “unable to identify the port….” ce qui aide probablement le programmeur qui a fait ce bout à identifier le problème, mais pas moi tabarnak! En plus, l’insignifiant, une fois sur deux détecte mal mon moniteur pour lui il fait de 1600×1200 au lien de 1680×1050 et cette dernière résolution n’est pas dans la liste, probablement parce qu’il veut m’aider à pas me tromper, et la seul et unique solution pour régler le problème est bien sur de rebooter la saudite affaire, qui en compétition avec mon Windows XP, installé depuis 2 ans avec un registry truffé de install/uninstall boot plus vite… OK le Welcome screen va à peu près à la même vitesse, mais après avoir tappé le password… ouf… ça gosse cette patente là!

Update, ben simonac, j’ai trouvé… le super message “Unable to install driver, port type non detected….”  et bien ce fameux message disparaît quand j’ai réactivé le “User Access Account”, parce que bien sur le message d’erreur était encore une fois hyper pertinent….. Ouf… et ce n’est que le début, j’imagine la suite des problèmes…

mars 3, 2007 Publié par binaryflux | Uncategorized | | Pas de commentaire